how hairy? two words: wookie tits
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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