Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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