everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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