Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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