It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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