People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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