Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
