She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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