Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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