she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
