Umm I'm too high to move.
This is not my ceiling
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Randomize
