and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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