I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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