it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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