The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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