You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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