i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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