Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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