Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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