I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
