office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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