btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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