Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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