Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my shit smells like andre
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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