he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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