u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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