so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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