they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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