brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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