are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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