Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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