so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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