We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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