Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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