about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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