he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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