I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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