I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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