redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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