All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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