i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
