thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it hurts more in the daytime
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Randomize