Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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