i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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