DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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