Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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