That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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