protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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