he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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