I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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