My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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