Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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