we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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