it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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